ahhh. back in business. gather round boys and girls, its time to do some more cleaning.

if for every action there is an opposite reaction. does my joy mean anothers sadness? if so, should that affect my joy?

america is the "land of opportunity", yet an opportunist is frowned upon

the world is a stage, but noone like a showoff

when does the phrase "running from your problems" realistically become "cutting your losses"

if suicide is the cowards way out, then why do peoples hands shake in fear? isn't it more cowardly to keep feeding off society and never giving anything in return?

i would rather be a "johnny come lately" than a johnny come quickly

if you are a man, martinis are like breasts...one is not enough and three is too many. besides, drink beer, bourbon or tequilla 007. youre not being metro pretty boy, this is the blarney stone.

money doesnt = happiness
money= mercedes and nice house
mercedes and nice house= women
women = big fucking smile on my face
do the math

if its so commendable to not follow the crowd, or do something just because its popular, why are smoking and divorce frowned upon?

it is always better to be a smart ass, than a dumb shit

if youre a prostitute, is it still called "getting lucky"? was that term invented by ugly people?

before biblical times did people still say "oh god" during sex?

women respect and desire honesty...yet if you tell them all youre trying to do is get in their pants...now youre an asshole

i think that if kids that shot up the school in the columbine tragedy had not shot themselves, they would now be hitting the realization that getting pushed around in school sure beat the hell out of getting bent over in prison.

remember this: you do not need an entourage. a few good close friends are all you need. jesus had twelve friends and ultimately they screwed him in the end...and buddy you are no jesus.

never give a fake number to a girl that there is the slightest possible chance you will see again. she will sniff you out in the crowd, like a rabid dog and embarass you, either in front of your friends or whatever girl is looking like "the lucky lady" tonight

cut loose, have some fun, take your shirt off, get a tatoo. understand that you are never going to be president (there are some videos floating around that are going to ruin that dream, not to mention the fact that you are reading this).

final thought of the day: dont be ashamed of your feelings of inadequacy. just understand that there are a lot of people better than you...
and accept it

fact about me: my birthday is friday, and im feeling frisky so stay tuned.

big ups of the day: a friend who happens to be a single mother (name withheld). busting her ass and taking care of business all with a smile on her face. she dreamed of other things and now plays the hand she was dealt, positive that the hand can win. she is an honest, caring mother and friend (not a great drinker...but nobodys perfect) great actress and an all around wonderfully artistic person.
small big ups to her daughter: sometimes all we need to smile is dora the explorer and a good ketchup sandwich. and all we need to make us cry is the thought of going to bed without someone to cuddle with