well boredom has reached a new low...white chicks! you know the movie starring the wayans...marlon,shawn,tito, jermaine,donnie etc.
i have on demand cable so there were plenty of other options, yet this day and this mood brought me to what can only be described as a terrible vanity project.
its all just a training ground for marlon to play a dead musical legend in the next big studio project...oscar gold!
so more observations are in order...please forgive the rant

people in america need to understand, there are much dirties ways to get ahead than sleeping your way to the top.

why were the terms "spanking it" and "jerking off" adopted for a practice that seems to require the doer to be somewhat less violent

people get disgusted by cleaning their own toilet yet some of those same people will pay good money to get pissed on by a stranger

you know the world is becoming too computer oriented when you dont even make fun of the devry commercials anymore, because that dipshit is probably going to be your boss

if love is never having to say youre sorry, i have obviously been in the wrong relationships. or maybe my girlfriends were not aware of this rule

they say there is nothing to fear but fear itself...bullshit, if im scared i promise its not the worry of being scared thats got me pissing my pants. its the burglar, loch ness monster, creaky sound in the attic etc. thats got me a little shaky

why is the girl you like the most always with the guy you like the least...and for some reason that motherfucker likes you

never fistfight in front of your girlfriend unless absolutely necessary i.e. defending her honor. you lose and you dont seem as macho, you win and she is worried about your temper.

thats all for now, i cant concentrate. shawn wayans in this mask looks like buffalo bill in silence of the lambs.
"it puts the lotion on the skin..."