do you ever have those days where there are a ton of things going on... yet you are bored. welcome to my life.
do you ever wonder...
can a parapalegic do stand up comedy
would it be easier to just pay for sex and get it how you want it, or pay for dinner and a movie...and just hope you get it
why people think its disrespectful to end things over the phone. arent you being considerate because now the one getting dumped isnt forced to cry in front of you
if you get fucked someone has done you wrong...if you are fucking chances are someone is doing you right
if ethiopian children worship sally struthers for that 37 cents a day...or resent her because shes fat
why good habits always involve work and organization but the "bad habits" always make you feel good
white people look down on blacks...blacks look down on mexicans...mexicans look down on puerto ricans. everyone is so busy looking down, no one bothers to look up to see the asians taking over the world
how david blaine is different than jesus, same miracles, yet there is proof david blaine exists
getting in touch with your feelings will help you open up and feel better.getting in touch with your body will make you go blind
if chickens were rare, would a feather coat be a staple amongst the rich
why in the land of dozens of pills for erectile dysfunction,people still use the phrases "rub some dirt on it"and"walk it off"
st. patricks everyone drinks like they are irish...cinqo de mayo everyone parties like they are mexican...but on easter no one rises from the dead
if america loved the beatles, and the beatles sang all you need is love. why werent the albums free
if the ugly girl you are sleeping with is drunker than you, did she party till you were pretty
men would boast repeatedly to their friends if they ever slept with a porn star, yet will violently deny sleeping with a prostitute
thats all for right now, i need to walk the dog... three legged pit bulls are so high maintenance.
"never trust a man who doesnt drink...never ignore a woman who drinks heavily"
do you ever wonder...
can a parapalegic do stand up comedy
would it be easier to just pay for sex and get it how you want it, or pay for dinner and a movie...and just hope you get it
why people think its disrespectful to end things over the phone. arent you being considerate because now the one getting dumped isnt forced to cry in front of you
if you get fucked someone has done you wrong...if you are fucking chances are someone is doing you right
if ethiopian children worship sally struthers for that 37 cents a day...or resent her because shes fat
why good habits always involve work and organization but the "bad habits" always make you feel good
white people look down on blacks...blacks look down on mexicans...mexicans look down on puerto ricans. everyone is so busy looking down, no one bothers to look up to see the asians taking over the world
how david blaine is different than jesus, same miracles, yet there is proof david blaine exists
getting in touch with your feelings will help you open up and feel better.getting in touch with your body will make you go blind
if chickens were rare, would a feather coat be a staple amongst the rich
why in the land of dozens of pills for erectile dysfunction,people still use the phrases "rub some dirt on it"and"walk it off"
st. patricks everyone drinks like they are irish...cinqo de mayo everyone parties like they are mexican...but on easter no one rises from the dead
if america loved the beatles, and the beatles sang all you need is love. why werent the albums free
if the ugly girl you are sleeping with is drunker than you, did she party till you were pretty
men would boast repeatedly to their friends if they ever slept with a porn star, yet will violently deny sleeping with a prostitute
thats all for right now, i need to walk the dog... three legged pit bulls are so high maintenance.
"never trust a man who doesnt drink...never ignore a woman who drinks heavily"
posted by MartiniForYourThoughts at 10:24 AM
2 Comments:
do you make all that shit up? Thats pretty funny. I especially like the one about everyone looking down and not seeing the asians take over the world....
thanks siren. i do write these a lot, strangely enough it really is just my random thoughts. more to come
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